![]() Your victories are spectacular, and your greatest defeats are still moral victories. You lead the conscripted farmer, the gangbanger or the factory stiff with their bulletproof vest and clunky laser rifle and what is implied to be an armoured tractor with a turret bolted to the top you lead ordinary men and women up against a galaxy that is literally Hell (and in fact it has one). You do not lead lethal aliens or unstoppable super-warriors. If you play Imperial Guard then you play as the true hero of Warhammer 40,000. When recruits are inducted into the Imperial Guard, they are given four things: their regulation flashlight (commonly referred to by the troops as "lasguns" for some reason,) their regulation cardboard box (which certain regiments have taken to cutting up and wearing into battle, calling it "flak armor,") a large stack of toilet paper (which the recruiters refer to as the "Imperial Infantryman's Uplifting Primer,") and a regulation extra large wheelbarrow that allows them to cart their massive brazen balls into battle. 13.10.1 Regimental Doctrine, Stratagems, Orders, Warlord Traits, Relics.12.7.2 Artillery Tanks and Emplacements.11.5 Emperor’s Conclave Infantry Company.
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